Booty Ahoy!

Not only booty, but pirate booty. Woohoo! Who's going to say no to that? The world is my oyster. =) There are some perks to cleaning up after kids parties.

On the Saturday the Razzle had it's members night. It was pretty damn good fun. The free food and booze helped =). Yay! I definitely got my money's worth. I didn't win any prizes, but made off with a large packet of Tim Tams all the same.

I received telephone missives asking, nay, demanding the return of the loot. They threatened a team attack on my quarters, and still I stood firm. Sadly the friend I stole them from (Gay Uncle!) and one other (Inappropriate Woman) formed a boarding party, and taking advantage of my overindulgence of rum (well, bourbon, but you get the idea) raided my house later that night.

I stole them fair and square. There is no stealing back! Sneaktheives (to call them pirates would be to tarnish what it means to be a buccaneer). But that's OK. The game is on now. Stealing back what's been stolen back is allowable under the pirate code. =)

Razzle Dazzle!

Tonight's the night. Yes Thursday - which means only one thing here in Bush Town (because we're a town in the bush, not because we vote Bush, because - you know - we can't in Australia, though of course Howard's the next best thing. To Bush - you know the US president. He's nowhere near as good as... *clears throat* ...nevermind. I hang out with waaaaaaay too many IHMs =p).

It's Razzle night - yay! Now some readers may be thinking 'what the hell's a Razzle?' or 'who's Razzle?' or even 'who took Taz off her medication?' But those questions'd all be wrong (well, perhaps not the people who think I should be medicated for the benifit of mankind, you may be right =p).

For, ladies and gentlebeings, the Razzle is a place! The RSL is the Razzle to my frinds and I. Now you understand what I'm talking about (A club for the Returned Serviceman's League) you're probably still scratching your head.

Why would a funny little lesbian be excited about a night out in an RSL? Do they even let non-service people in there? Let alone lesbians? Some RSLs have meals and raffles in order to raise funds. For us it's on a Thursday night. The meals are good, the company is fine, and the beer is plentiful. Plus, I sometimes win stuff =).

I need to be cheered. So far my week's been a little crap (no details, I've decided this isn't going to be that kind of blog - it's meant as a pick-me-up, for me an readers (if and when I get any) =p. Good food does that, and good company. A couple of beers doesn't hurt. Tonight there shall be plenty of all this and more (hopefully the more is prizes).

* I don't know about other RSLs but ours is pretty all inclusive - probably due to the fact that beggers can't be choosers =p. Everyone's welcome to join as a member, and has been pretty welcoming to me and my gay mates. The RSL president's wife even flirts with me... o.O ...If you'd ever met her you too would run screaming for the hills. =)